Total Medals Earned: 638 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,655 Points
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Lose The Gulag
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Get Sniped By A Camper
Win The Gulag
Medals Earned: 7/13 (55/220 points)
Welcome to Beamsy's Dreams!
Complete stage 1
Complete stage 2
Complete stage 3
Try out Bimsy's Remix
Try out Beamsy's Hell
Score 30 points on stage 2
Score 25 points on stage 1
Score 35 points on stage 3
Score 50 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 100 points in Bimsy's Remix
Score 38 points on Beamsy's Hell
Slow the game down a whoooole lot.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (20/280 points)
Complete level 1 with 3 stars
Complete level 2 with 3 stars
Complete level 3 with 3 stars
Complete level 4 with 3 stars
Complete level 5 with 3 stars
Complete level 6 with 3 stars
Complete level 7 with 3 stars
Complete level 8 with 3 stars
Complete level 10 with 3 stars
Complete level 11 with 3 stars
Complete level 12 with 3 stars
Complete level 13 with 3 stars
Complete level 14 with 3 stars
Complete level 15 with 3 stars
Complete level 16 with 3 stars
Complete level 9 with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Make it to the first nest.
Perish for the first time.
Make it through a tricky hazard room.
Defeat gravity with the power of eggs.
Make it through the advanced key room.
Make it through the advanced button room.
Make it through the first gas room.
Complete the game.
Complete the game in under 200 generations
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (65/140 points)
Once upon a midnight dreary...
Other friends have flown before...
And so faintly you came tapping...
While I pondered weak and weary...
Be that word our sign of parting...
Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)
Well, at least he asked this time around.
Better luck next time...
Because pendants are for the next lesson.
Shiny.
Isn't it nice? No drama, just music.
Yummy.
Here, have this Baby Nora instead.
A rare first love success story.
Salty ice cream.
